The Smoker and the Non-smoker

I’ve told you guys about my Head Movies, right?
No?
Well, they’re exactly what the name suggests – scenes that I think up.

I know, right? Who woulda thunk it?!?! *Southern American voice*

Here’s one of my Head Movies:

Smoker:
“Hey, please gimme five bones [currency, not those things you eat calcium to make stronger] so I can buy some air time”

Non-smoker:
“Nah man. You know, if you stopped smoking, you’d have enough money for all the air time you want!”

Smoker:
“Yeah, but then I’d just use all that
air time to tell you what dick you are!”

May the light in all things be with you
EarthlyTIM

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